Post by lya4c on Nov 7, 2005 15:57:29 GMT -5
Grape Vine Gossip
(The skit opens to three girls in a school hallway, talking quietly.)
Bren: Like OMYGAWSH! I can’t believe she has the nerve to wear the SAME SHIRT as me!
Grace: Who?
Denise: Taylor!
Bren: Yeah! Did you see the metallic with the neutral? Like omygawsh… Taylor’s a wannabe.
(Grace suddenly trips over her own feet)
Grace: Ouch!
Denise: Her shoes don’t even go with that top!!
Bren: I know! (pulls out lip gloss and applies more)
Grace: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Denise: (inspects fingernails) And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Bren: (is now looking in compact fixing hair) Put the idiot back together, duh.
Grace: Nuh-uh. They ate scrambled eggs for two weeks.
Bren: (puts compact in purse and looks bored) Oh excuse me I guess I didn’t get the memo.
Denise: Alert the media.
Bren: (laughs)
Grace: Look! A flying elephant! (runs and trips over own feet) Ow!
Denise: (points and laughs)
An unsuspecting kid walks by.
Bren: (grabs kid’s arm) Excuse me, have you seen her sanity? (points to Grace) I think she lost it.
Denise: (sarcastically) Yeah, it’s about this tall and likes eggs.
Grace: I like eggs too!
Bren: We know, Grace, we know.
Kid: (looks uncomfortable) Uh… it went that way! (points up and runs)
Grace: Really? It looks like an elephant.
Bren: (says to Denise) A few French fries short of a Happy Meal, if you know what I mean. (nods head in direction of Grace)
Denise: (nods and looks in compact mirror) OMYGAWSH A ZIT!
Bren: (pats Denise on the shoulder) Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey. (looks around) Like, omygawsh, look at Brooke! Cole is holding her purse!!!
Denise: (mouth drops open)
Bren: Phone!
Denise: (digs in her purse and takes a cell phone out, handing it to Bren)
Bren: (takes phone and starts to dial but stops) This feels wrong. Gossiping like this.
(silence)
Grace: GEEKS UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Bren: You nerd!
Grace: Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself.
Denise: Preach!
Bren: Oh no she did not!
Grace: I think I did.
Denise: You did.
Grace: Yeah! I did!
Bren:Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Grace: Thanks!
Bren: Just like everyone else.
Denise: How rude!
Bren: Excuse me? Do you want me to tell everyone what you did last summer?
Denise: (puts hands up and backs away) No please! Anything but that!
Bren: Good.
Denise: (says to Grace) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Bren: Oh puh-lease! You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Denise: Geez, why you gotta be like that?
Bren: EXCUSE ME?!
Denise: You heard me!
Bren: Wanna take it outside?!
Denise: Fine!
Bren: Fine!
Grace: Girls, girls! Break it up!
Bren: If she wasn’t such a-
Denise: If only she would close her big-
Grace: Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Denise: Can you say “Fuh-reak?”
Bren:It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Grace: Meanie!
The point of this skit is to teach you that being mean isn’t cool. Not at all. Be nice!!!
;D
(The skit opens to three girls in a school hallway, talking quietly.)
Bren: Like OMYGAWSH! I can’t believe she has the nerve to wear the SAME SHIRT as me!
Grace: Who?
Denise: Taylor!
Bren: Yeah! Did you see the metallic with the neutral? Like omygawsh… Taylor’s a wannabe.
(Grace suddenly trips over her own feet)
Grace: Ouch!
Denise: Her shoes don’t even go with that top!!
Bren: I know! (pulls out lip gloss and applies more)
Grace: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Denise: (inspects fingernails) And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Bren: (is now looking in compact fixing hair) Put the idiot back together, duh.
Grace: Nuh-uh. They ate scrambled eggs for two weeks.
Bren: (puts compact in purse and looks bored) Oh excuse me I guess I didn’t get the memo.
Denise: Alert the media.
Bren: (laughs)
Grace: Look! A flying elephant! (runs and trips over own feet) Ow!
Denise: (points and laughs)
An unsuspecting kid walks by.
Bren: (grabs kid’s arm) Excuse me, have you seen her sanity? (points to Grace) I think she lost it.
Denise: (sarcastically) Yeah, it’s about this tall and likes eggs.
Grace: I like eggs too!
Bren: We know, Grace, we know.
Kid: (looks uncomfortable) Uh… it went that way! (points up and runs)
Grace: Really? It looks like an elephant.
Bren: (says to Denise) A few French fries short of a Happy Meal, if you know what I mean. (nods head in direction of Grace)
Denise: (nods and looks in compact mirror) OMYGAWSH A ZIT!
Bren: (pats Denise on the shoulder) Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey. (looks around) Like, omygawsh, look at Brooke! Cole is holding her purse!!!
Denise: (mouth drops open)
Bren: Phone!
Denise: (digs in her purse and takes a cell phone out, handing it to Bren)
Bren: (takes phone and starts to dial but stops) This feels wrong. Gossiping like this.
(silence)
Grace: GEEKS UNITE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Bren: You nerd!
Grace: Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself.
Denise: Preach!
Bren: Oh no she did not!
Grace: I think I did.
Denise: You did.
Grace: Yeah! I did!
Bren:Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Grace: Thanks!
Bren: Just like everyone else.
Denise: How rude!
Bren: Excuse me? Do you want me to tell everyone what you did last summer?
Denise: (puts hands up and backs away) No please! Anything but that!
Bren: Good.
Denise: (says to Grace) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Bren: Oh puh-lease! You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Denise: Geez, why you gotta be like that?
Bren: EXCUSE ME?!
Denise: You heard me!
Bren: Wanna take it outside?!
Denise: Fine!
Bren: Fine!
Grace: Girls, girls! Break it up!
Bren: If she wasn’t such a-
Denise: If only she would close her big-
Grace: Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Denise: Can you say “Fuh-reak?”
Bren:It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Grace: Meanie!
The point of this skit is to teach you that being mean isn’t cool. Not at all. Be nice!!!
;D
